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been married the one reoccurring controversy is in the state of chocolate in our home. According to one side, chocolate is bad and shall not be brought into this house.
• The other side, and I am not stating exactly which side I am on, says the chocolate is delightful and wonderful and should be a regular consumption item in the house.
• No matter how eloquently I presented my case, the house rules were simply this; no chocolate in our mansion.
• This has caused me a great deal of pain in trying to smuggle in the delicacy with

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